Read each row left to right...

I shouldn't have to tell anyone that, but I was very very lazy with building a good strip. I don't really care, though, I just wanted to make the joke. I probably didn't even get the character designs even close to how they should look. I usually hate for these scribble comics to be so many "panels".

Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles: Ring of Fates for the DS... is kind of a bitch. It's not that it's difficult, but it's full of inconveniences and useless abilities. I'm hardly even into the game yet and I'm already frequently annoyed.

Casting magic requires that you stand still and manually move a targeting reticle over your enemy, leaving yourself completely open for attack.

Party AI is retarded. computer-controlled allies are useless. They hardly attack, and rarely follow you around on a given map unless you summon them by force.

"Tribal abilities" are the abilities that consume your MP-equivalent meter. The ability for the main character requires that you once again stand in one place and tap a number of touchscreen targets that appear on the enemy. You're still totally open to attacks, so even though you can attack in rapid succession, you're still gonna take more damage than you would if you just jumped around and used your normal attack.

(On the off chance that someone who has played the game stumbles upon this strip, don't bother pointing out that it should be 200 SP depleting instead of HP. That's not the joke)

...you guys remember Robin? She was always so cheery and helpful.